I went to a department store and found two random things of interest today.
First is this shopping bag with random English on it. The grammar is pretty much almost perfect which is quite unusual for a Japanese product with random English on it. As for what the overall meaning is, your guess is as good as mine.

The second and more surprising thing was this Walkman and yes you can still buy them. I'm guessing this is aimed at your average senior citizen who remembers tape cassette technology and can't be bothered with all this new fangled technology nonsense.
